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friend harvesting

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This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.
Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?
by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 11, 2010
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When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.
Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life
by PastorPapi August 10, 2019
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Harvesting Haploids

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Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
by RM 3435 September 22, 2010
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Pear Harvesting

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Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.
I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight
by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010
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Man-harvesting

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To lure men into relationships for the purpose of collecting contacts for booty calls, networking, and overall happiness in life.
"Sara wisely and efficiently uses POF.com and Datehookup.com when she is Man-harvesting"
by Whistleblower991 December 5, 2012
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Harvesting

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The act of harvesting sperm during masturbation.
After a long day of hard physical labour John decided he should spend his next hour harvesting.
by heathen priestess April 2, 2009
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harvesting

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To go through the process of combing through coat pockets, couch cushions and scraping the bottom of long abandoned purses in search for change and singles you can scrap together in order to accumulate enough funds for a specific business venture (ie.: a double cheeseburger from mickey d's or a strawberry slush from Sonic)
-"Hey Ash can you go to the movies tonight?"

--"Hold on let me go harvesting before the rents get home."
by ashweelizziebeff March 14, 2011
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