Skip to main content

Handyman

You are a handyman
by BlackBoy111 June 14, 2019
mugGet the Handymanmug.

handyman

5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.
My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning
by Wilfrid Laruier May 2, 2006
mugGet the handymanmug.

handyman

The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!
by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009
mugGet the handymanmug.

Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.
Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.
by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016
mugGet the Handymanmug.

Handyman

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.
"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008
mugGet the Handymanmug.

Handyman

Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh
Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman
by TemenL December 19, 2017
mugGet the Handymanmug.

Handyman

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax
That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!
by imthedentist February 2, 2015
mugGet the Handymanmug.

Share this definition