handlebars

A guy with great biceps that can be used to hold onto during intimate engagements.

Oh my gosh...look at the handlebars on that boy!

I'd like to wrap my hands around those handlebars.

by Ryan K. August 12, 2005

Handlebars

Holding on to a mans shoulders during sex, so you don’t off. Kind of like a jungle gym

He has some MASSIVE handlebars

by Anonymousbitch125 April 13, 2020

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

by ANTMFan April 18, 2011

Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.

Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.

by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands

watch this, ill do it with no handlebars

by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017