hamster style

Scratch-mixing where the cross-fader mutes the deck that it's nearer. You can do this by plugging the right turntable into channel 1 and the left into channel 2 or by turning over the crossfader or by installing a hamster switch

man, I tried scratching hamster style and I still suck!

by sweavo January 5, 2004

hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011

Hamster Sex

The art of hamster fucking

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.

by Shouji August 31, 2006

Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.

Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.

by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010

hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

by joe920joe October 17, 2011

hamster stuffing

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated

So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing

by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015