Hampus

The sexiest guy in history, he has a huge cock and big muscles. Watch out guys he's going to steal your girl!

Fuck Hampus took my G...

by humhum69 December 12, 2016

Hampus

Best dude ever

OMG, I wish I was Hampus

by Im never wrong1999 January 27, 2018

hampus

A lovely swedish man who is a great programmer and above else a phenomenal friend

that hampus over there codes some superb discord bots

by good luck delinquents July 14, 2019

hampus

a fuckface

I hate that guy Hampus, he's such a fuckface.

by drndog3 May 19, 2014

Hampus

A typical swedish name given to those without braincells. They often cry when you talk shit about them but when they do it, it's funny .

Hampus: why are you so fat
Me: u mom gay
*Hampus dies*

by representing uk irish gang March 23, 2018

Hampus

Likes to suck dick and swallow sperm... he's also very gay

Yo he's probably a Hampus, just look at him

by Stor kuk med liten lilltå December 12, 2016

Hampus

Eshlad that likes to bash any kid that annoys him, hampus are usually from Sweden, they carry around knives and are scared of loud voices (adults or teachers)

Hampus is a fucking Eshay

Hampus is such a satchel cunt

by FellowPoopEshlad September 4, 2019