hemmed up

busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty

Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!

by Natrontheape March 24, 2004

hemmed up

1. a form of getting owned in other words see pwned.
2. WHen you ace in counter-strike

yall got hemmed up when u gloxorz you in teh face narb.

by George Bush April 4, 2005

Hemmed Up

Means to be set up by a person or at the wrong place to be hemmed up .

She went to the city to visit grandma and got hemmed up by ppl she didn’t know

by Watchurself May 17, 2021

hemmed up

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

by uoit-saint March 24, 2010

Hemmed Up

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in an fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up in that fight.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like he was a child at that party!

by Dmorus June 21, 2019

Hemmed-Up

The act of being held up by the police.

Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?

You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.

by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025

looks up Google Hammer

WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"

"Yeah, Sure man"

looks up Google Hammer

"Eww man that's disgusting!"

"Lol"

by TribalH March 20, 2016