Halfway Crook

Poser; Fake; Someone who tries to act hard and is really a BIG PUSSY

"scared to death, scared to look

they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks"

Shook Ones Pt. II Mobb Deep

Note: Eminem uses this verse in a rap battle against Papa Doc in 8 Mile

by Greyson91394 November 22, 2010

Halfway Ho

1.Woman who claims to be freaky or promiscuous, but in reality is quite tame and monogamous.

2.A tease or an overly flirtatious girl.

Friend 1:"Look at Janie all in his face, that girl is so slutty!"

Friend 2:"Oh, don't worry girl. That girl is just teasing-she's a halfway ho."

by jfaspire July 12, 2010

halfway gay

a closeted bisexual.

Man, Jerry got pegged last night! Good for him, I think he might be halfway gay :-)

by philbobaggins October 4, 2017

halfway through the bottom

Halfway through the bottom means that you are depressed. It was mainly used in the Pink Guy song "Help" It means that you are halfway through the bottom of your life and you can only go downhill from here.

I woke up sinking halfway through the bottom.

by President Jeb February 26, 2017

halfway massacre

When a girl is in the process of giving a handjob and the guy is about to jizzum..she leaves the room and makes him finish alone with a paper towel.

Geoff gets a halfway massacre all the time.

by High Five For Safety! January 22, 2006

Halfway sex

Sex without finishing; dry humping; a term used by sluts to sleep around without feeling slutty.

Niranjana managed to preserve her virginity by only having halfway sex. This way, she gets what she wants and preserves her virginity too!

by MrAWesome69 January 17, 2009

Halfway Hooker

A woman, usually very hot (but not always), who will essentially trade sex for gifts, some form of help/assistance or in order to social climb. These are the women who expect to be (well) taken care of by wealthy men (because they think they are worth it) - women who hang around VIP sections at clubs, etc. They aren't on the clock like a hooker and they aren't directly paid like a hooker, but they don't spread their legs or give you the time of day unless they are getting something or they think you will get something from you....thus making them halfway hookers.

That halfway hooker I met at in the VIP section of the club was expensive - I had to take her shopping, out to dinner a few times and away for a weekend just to get her into bed!

That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!

by LeDudemon April 9, 2010