hatcockly

The word result of a selection of letters given in an offset team speak.

Also worth 24 points in a game of scrabble.

Chatcock... Chatcockly... Hatcockly!

by squishy001 November 22, 2010

hathcock

A man who attempts to seed any female he comes into contact with, especially a female employee.

Did you see Mark with the new girl? Man, he is such a hathcock.

by YoureW3lc0m3 January 11, 2017

hitchcocking it

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.

Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.

by A Page July 31, 2008

Hitchcock

Hitchcock is a last-name meaning famous, gorgeous, and creative. As in Alfred Hitchcock. Anybody with this last name is an honor to know

Ms. Hitchcock is so creative and amazing!

by thabestt March 26, 2010

hitchcock

The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.

"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."

by Edward Vaginus Cullen November 22, 2009

Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.

John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.

by Ralo January 14, 2008

hitchcock

A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.

Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window

by JimmyJr May 24, 2006