Hairy Stamper 

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

Hairy Stamper by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

Harry S. Plinkett 

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.

Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.

Harry S. Plinkett by wt137 March 5, 2020

Harry's wand 

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

Harry's wand by Hypertronix January 5, 2017

Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.

Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.

Shit Hook Harry's by Wascallywabbit June 4, 2018

Hairy Styles 

Hairy Styles a type of barber.

Hairy Styles is a barber. Not to be confused with Harry Styles the singer.

Hairy Styles by ehfiuhowijoije2io May 21, 2020

Hairy Shit 

A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.

Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!

Hairy Shit by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019

Harry's Boobear 

A noun used for a person who you love

Harry's Boobear makes me want to smile the whole day and night

Harry's Boobear by _The_Kris_ July 6, 2021