Hairdryered 

Absolutely hammered:
Using the rule that adding -ed to any word means to become drunk.
Other examples- hammered, smashed, battered, lashed, ruined, slaughtered, pissed

Last night I was hairdryered .

Hairdryered by e2h4g3 June 16, 2018

Chairdrobe 

Throw in ya damn clothes in ya chair because your too lazy to put em up. If a chair ain't available, refer to a beddrobe or a floordrobe

This nigga has a messy ass chairdrobe

Chairdrobe by Darkprime366 July 21, 2016

Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.

Colombian Hairdryer by Jomez September 20, 2006

hairdropping 

When chicks send bush pics via iPhone app Airdrop.

Sativa Verte said, "FYI I'm going to start HairDropping on the B🚇train (that's B as in #bush ) ."

hairdropping by virtualspud April 18, 2018

Chairdrobe 

When your clothes are not clean enough to put in the wardrobe but not dirty enough for laundry, so the chair it is!!

Mom: is that going to the laundry?
me: no
Mom: Then your wardrobe?
me:no
Mom: DO NOT TELL ME YOU'RE TURNING YOUR CHAIR TO A CHAIRDROBE!!!

Chairdrobe by Whyisaaliya October 5, 2019

hairdryer 

A rice rocket is a Japanese bike but
now days they are getting a lot quieter
and when they idle they sound like
hairdryers.

Why don't you sell that yellow hairdryer and buy yourself a real bike
like a Harley?

THe new hairdryer he bought really moves but I would still rather a Harley
any day.

hairdryer by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

hairlobe 

Typically a specimen with a shaved head and a gamer dent in the frontal lobe. Screeches in excitement.

The hairlobe let our a screech.

hairlobe by Nonips March 4, 2019