"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895
*5 minutes later*
"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
*5 minutes later*
"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025
Get the Long haired boysmug. When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
Get the A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gelmug. When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
Get the Rich boy hairmug.