HAF

Horny as fuck.
Used in text.

I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face

by Anddi April 12, 2007

Hafs

Hot as fuck Specimen: ie when a girl or guy is hot beyond measure

God damnit my girl is a hafs!

by Q&H May 14, 2016

Haf

Abbreviation for "High as fuck." Similair and converse to "Daf," meaning "Drunk as fuck."

Person 1: "Man, I think I had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so Daf."

Person 2: "Huh? Sorryy....I'm haf right now!"

by dunbarmedallion February 3, 2012

HAF

Hard as fuck

I may be a cheese eating surrender monkey but people that finished the Tough Mudder are HAF!!!

by Mingdu Mudder September 27, 2013

Haf to

Informal use of the modal verb have to.

"What do you haf to do today?"

I haf to clean the litter box and do my homework.

by Mistur Minecraft May 15, 2020

HAF

”HAF” can be described as being “high af”; High as Fuck, this can be used in many situations and contexts.

(The chill)
Dude your so HAF right now, I’m fucking loving it, share.
Or
(The angry)
Girl you HAF !! Shut the F up...
Or
(The excited)
Bitch you HAF, like same tho!

by Thatgaybitch101 February 17, 2019

HAF

Abbreviation of 'high as fuck'. To get extremely high, smoking marijuana.

'Did you get anything off that?'
'Yeah I'm high as fuck!' (HAF)

by Bou Bou January 25, 2006