sperm guzzler

1. A drink, usually consisting of milk jelly and cherry vodka.

2. Someone who enjoys swirling sperm around in their mouth.

Boy #1: Wow he's holding in a lot.
Boy #2: Yeah pack him a sperm guzzler and you'll never go to bed alone again.

by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003

san diego cum guzzler

The act of cumming into a bowl, or other container, and having your bitch, male or female, guzzle (eat) it up. well making cookie monster sounds.

Cindy: i want a san diego cum guzzler

Big rob: bitch eat my cum

by BIGballs765 March 11, 2009

sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.

George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.

by Mark Knoffler September 3, 2005

dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

scrodum guzzler

A person who takes the scrodum of a man and inserts it into their mouth and guzzles it with pleasure.

YO, dont be a scrodum guzzler!!!!

by endlessraper June 11, 2010

Swass Guzzler

One who guzzles swass.

Shut up, swass guzzler!

by Callan H September 7, 2008

Shit guzzler

Person that likes to guzzle down on shit for pleasure or money or both

I heard hailey is a shit guzzler might see if I can get her to guzzle my shit

by Shit guzzler March 4, 2023