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Comet Gurgling

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When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.
" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."
by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017
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The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.
Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!
by T & E September 7, 2005
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Gurgling

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When someone takes gargling semen to an entirely new level.
Dude 2: Dude did you hear how Nate started gurgling semen?

Dude: Eww thats soo gross he's broke through another level of gay!
by 219 informant December 18, 2013
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gurgling gutbuster

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When a girl is giving you a blow job and your about to finish so you force your cock deep into her throut and blow your load and as she is choking you punch the shit out of her stomach and watch her gurgle.
Baby I wanted to tickle your gishshmogul as you suck my wang and then BAM GURGLING GUTBUSTER
by COCKYPUSE March 10, 2010
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todd gurleying

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The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs
Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!

Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
by Mark Richt November 14, 2014
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gurgling queef

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The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.
Tina's pussy was really stinky.

So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".

One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.

After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.

As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.

Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.

"It's a douche", she said.

She then asked me if she should use it.

I said "Yah, clean that shit out."

She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.

A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."

Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.

What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
by Wetme April 23, 2014
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worm gurgling

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The act of placing 5 or more penises in your mouth at once.
by ilovestehpuzzy March 9, 2010
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