Gumbie 

a rotund, bald, and friendly older guy

My superintendent is a gumbie.

Gumbie by lwarren September 10, 2023

gumbie pumping 

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.

"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"

gumbie pumping by Frederdick July 7, 2018

Cucky gumbie 

A man of bombast that no one would touch with a ten foot pole

That surface brother was played by a real cucky gumbie

Cucky gumbie by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Cucky gumbie 

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.

My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.

Cucky gumbie by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Cucky gumbie 

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.

My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.

Cucky gumbie by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Gumbercules 

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

Gumbercules by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

gummied 

to drape one's limp penis over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. Bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the penis prior to placement.

Hey, why is he so pissed?
I just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
God damn you. That's the 3rd time you've gummied me this week!

gummied by mchayden35 September 8, 2010