Gumbie

a rotund, bald, and friendly older guy

My superintendent is a gumbie.

by lwarren September 10, 2023

gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.

"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"

by Frederdick July 7, 2018

Cucky gumbie

A man of bombast that no one would touch with a ten foot pole

That surface brother was played by a real cucky gumbie

by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Cucky gumbie

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.

My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.

by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Cucky gumbie

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.

My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.

by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Gumbercules

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

gummied

to drape one's limp penis over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. Bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the penis prior to placement.

Hey, why is he so pissed?
I just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
God damn you. That's the 3rd time you've gummied me this week!

by mchayden35 September 8, 2010