Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).
by Sebastian May 7, 2004

Guatemala is a small country just east of mexico. Has one of the highest crime rates in central America.
Two midgets embark on a journey to Guatemala, what obtictles will they encounter on this epic quest of love, truth and compassion?!
by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo October 28, 2005

by stephanyface September 29, 2005

Juan: "I'm from Guatemala."
Mark: "Do people live in trees there?"
Juan: "Yeah! But we have elevators!"
Mark: "Cool!"
Mark: "Do people live in trees there?"
Juan: "Yeah! But we have elevators!"
Mark: "Cool!"
by Guatemalan from Guatemala April 2, 2011

Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.
Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.
Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.
by MotherTeresaGhandi101 March 9, 2008

by -yeahw/e November 18, 2004

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.
"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
by aquanetta jones August 1, 2009
