Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

Guatemala

Guatemala is a small country just east of mexico. Has one of the highest crime rates in central America.

Two midgets embark on a journey to Guatemala, what obtictles will they encounter on this epic quest of love, truth and compassion?!

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo October 28, 2005

Guatemala

a place that reminds me of tamales

and for the idiot who wrote number one guatemala isnt in mexico

by stephanyface September 29, 2005

Guatemala

A country in which everybody lives in trees.
*wink*

Juan: "I'm from Guatemala."
Mark: "Do people live in trees there?"
Juan: "Yeah! But we have elevators!"
Mark: "Cool!"

by Guatemalan from Guatemala April 2, 2011

Guatemala

The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico

Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.

Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.

by MotherTeresaGhandi101 March 9, 2008

Guatemala

i've been there a bunch of times. dont u mean that 8 quetzal is like one dollar...
foo

Hey lets go to MExico

by -yeahw/e November 18, 2004

Guatemala

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.

"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."

"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."

by aquanetta jones August 1, 2009