Guatemala 

The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico

Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.

Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.

Guatemala by MotherTeresaGhandi101 March 9, 2008

guatemala 

A term for oral sex. It is derived from the noise made by the woman when she gags on the male genitalia and produces a sound that resembles a muffled "guatemala."

"I didnt get laid but she gave me some great guatemala."

guatemala by bleeberry May 29, 2010

guatemala 

A top-secret code name for a little fat kid spotted out in public, so as to not draw attention to the fact that you're commenting on the obesity of a child. Can be abbreviated to "guat".

Look over there, we've got a guatemala at 4 o'clock near the Doritos!

I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!

guatemala by pinkgold March 6, 2016

Guatemala 

i've been there a bunch of times. dont u mean that 8 quetzal is like one dollar...
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Hey lets go to MExico

Guatemala by -yeahw/e November 18, 2004

Guatemala 

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.

"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."

"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."

Guatemala by aquanetta jones August 1, 2009

Guatemala 

A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.

Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.

Guatemala by Lucio the Flying Quesadilla. May 26, 2009

Guatemala 

A place that is good, but their people are mean as hell.

Yo my step-dad is from Guatemala

Then you must've a cool step-dad since he's from Guatemala!

Dude, no. He 10x scarier than any ordinary step-dad. He's from a purge-like race.

Guatemala by EMOGUYxSCENEGURL July 6, 2018