gaper

A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.

1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.

by Abe W January 5, 2006

guape

money

She got the guape,

by ace10km August 15, 2009

Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010

gapermaker

A gapermaker is a person who likes to gape peoples' asses. Gapermakers are likely to practice other degrading sex acts like atm action and gape rimming.

That VanW guy is a real gapermaker !

by J.E. November 30, 2006

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022

Guapedro

Guapedro is the feminine version of Quapedro.

(Gwa-ah-ped-ro)

Guapedro means Guapedro

"Guapedro? gua gua"

by asukars April 14, 2023

pulp gulper

Term for weirdos who drink their orange juice with pulp.

Person 1: Is that pulp in your drink?
Person 2: Yeah, I like it that way.
Person 1: Okay, fucking pulp gulper.

by Arsonist_MLGXpert January 20, 2021