Going To Masturbate. When you get the urge to splurge and you are on a computer while chatting with friends, just type this and your friends will understand your situation and will keep up with their activities or what they are doing and won't mind your absence for 5 to 10 minutes and up to 15 if you're a monster. This will help you even in social events but in this case you just yell GTM and run for your life hoping to find a free stall or a free bathroom (nobody wants to implode).
Dude #1: Hey man I am GTM.
Dude #2: Alright take your time man, but don't leave me hanging.
Dude #3: Where did he go?
Dude #2: He is GTM
Dude #3: Ohh I see, do you have any hobbies or something?
Dude #1: Wow that was nice!!
Dude #3: Well that was fast!
Dude #2: As a wise man once said. "It's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness".'
Dude #1: Yeah it's true but the only thing is I have to much freetime in my hands (no pun intended).
Dude #2: Alright take your time man, but don't leave me hanging.
Dude #3: Where did he go?
Dude #2: He is GTM
Dude #3: Ohh I see, do you have any hobbies or something?
Dude #1: Wow that was nice!!
Dude #3: Well that was fast!
Dude #2: As a wise man once said. "It's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness".'
Dude #1: Yeah it's true but the only thing is I have to much freetime in my hands (no pun intended).
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Giggle To Myself
On Facebook, In Email or Txt. When you go to say LOL but don't actually laugh out loud - you can use GTM. Giggle to myself... its more appropriate in certain situations. How many people actually LOL every time LOL is used?
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Short for the Greek saying - Gia Ta Matia (ENG Literal Translation - "for the eyes"). A three letter acronym "Anglicised" and primarily used by Greek speaking Australians.
"typical GTM answer from you, given your mrs has got you by the balls and there's no chance you're coming out!"
You ask a friend of they're coming out for a coffee tonight and they say "yes", even though they know full well they're not coming because they're too lazy or not allowed. This is a GTM (gia ta matia) comment. Just saying it to "save face" or to avoid heckling and retribution from peers, as their partner (wife/girlfriend) probably won't let them go out. So they they're saying "just for the eyes", but don't mean it.
You ask a friend of they're coming out for a coffee tonight and they say "yes", even though they know full well they're not coming because they're too lazy or not allowed. This is a GTM (gia ta matia) comment. Just saying it to "save face" or to avoid heckling and retribution from peers, as their partner (wife/girlfriend) probably won't let them go out. So they they're saying "just for the eyes", but don't mean it.
by PatBateman March 02, 2012