Grapist

A character from a video by the comedy group "The Whitest Kids You Know" Also can be used as a character in the game of LARP (live action role play) The grapist powers are but not limited to; Throwing grapes into opponents mouths. Using a squirt gun filled with grape juice in his/her graping conquest, and tying down people to radiators and taking them down to basements to finnish their graping conquest. To be a Grapist one must wear all purple, preferable with a hat, in a creative way. When looking for opponent LARPers grapist much chooses ones wearing purple whenever possible (because they are asking for it). Grapist must also use funny catch phrases from the video short, such as "I'm gonna grape you in the mouth."

Dude, what character should i be for LARPing today??

like oh my god, you would make such a great grapist, i mean look at you! you're wearing purple, just asking for it!

by The Grapist of LARP July 12, 2010

Grapist

A guy who dresses up in a grape costume to grape you, usually tying you to a radiator or taking your family to the basement and graping you for decades and decades. The Grapist usually has dark hair and drives a red Jeep. The Grapists mother is also a milf.

Grapist: Cmeer kids! im gonna grape ya in tha mouth!

by Tha Grapists beatch November 22, 2011

Groist

Greasy and moist. Not usually in a good way but could be. Pertains to body parts, food, weather conditions. Groisture, Groistness, Your Groistness (such as, Your Highness, not your current groisture level)

"It's getting a little groist in my shorts! This humidity is killing me!"

"That chick is so hot! She's making me groist! I'll bet SHE is getting groist!"

MMMMMMMM! These cookies are groist!

MMMMMMMM! Groooooiiiissst......

by Joel Alesch August 16, 2007

grapist

one who eats your grapes while you're sleeping

Cassie: You were sleeping...

Chris: Yeah? . . .

(Chris notices the grapes have been eaten)

Chris: Hey! What happened to my grapes?

Cassie: Anwar ate them.

Chris: Yeah, well, he's a bloody grapist!

by darkwingppk June 17, 2010

grapist

The Kool-Aid mascot before the big red dude.

ohhhhhhh yeaaaaah

by klein kollins janitor March 7, 2004

grapist

The definition of a grapist is a man or woman who sticks their fingers between a mans "grapes" and wiggles their finger. Thus raping their "grapes".

"Dude, I stuck my finger in his pants and wiggled his grapes!"

"You fucking grapist!"

by Flawl3ssTrag3dy September 8, 2011

Grapist

NOUN-rhymes with rapist- someone who eats grapes at the grocery store without paying for them

"Did you see that dirty hippie eating up the grapes in the produce section? That grapist!"

by Lady Natalia September 30, 2009