Groff

A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."

*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*

Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.

by LauraNewt April 30, 2006

Groff

v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.

v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.

by Arthur Middleton February 15, 2008

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Jonathan Groff

American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.

Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world

by AnnaMarie Riberio December 13, 2007

jonathan groff

lin manuel miranda’s love interest. he is kind, hot, and amazingly talented. everyone loves the groff sauce!

hey whos the sweetest human being ever?
jonathan groff, duh

by jonathan groff April 12, 2020

Jonathan groff

A cute human being who is known for being in frozen and Hamilton

Jonathan groff also known as groffsauce is a big simp for lin Manuel miranda

Jonathan groff is so adorable

by And_Peggy_Schuyler1 August 19, 2021

Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011