Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese describes lack of hygeine in a woman's private area. The woman's hairy vagina has been used too much so there is semen residue in her pubes and when she opens her legs it pulls apart slowly like a grilled cheese sandwich. Just like pulling apart the bread slowly and seeing the melted cheese.

i was fucking this girl one night and she had MAJOR grilled cheese so i told her she had to leave.

by ihadsexwithyourmomlastnite September 11, 2011

grilled cheese

Used to describe a female of bad taste, hygeine, or sluttiness. Opening her legs would be like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

I slept with Jeri last night, and I had to stop, being I realized she didn't shower for a week...she was such a grilled cheese.

by Eileen V August 31, 2005

Grilled Cheese

Slang for getting major cash and getting high. What happens when you take "bread" and "cheddar" and cook it at high temperatures.

Bob: Just got my paycheck and some weed man.
Jim: You got the grilled cheese!

by Sandisk April 14, 2014

Grilled Cheese

When you take a dump on the toilet seat and close the lid down on it.

Thurman did you grilled cheese my toilet?

by Yaaaadigg October 1, 2017

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

Grilled cheese

When you’re cheesin’ over a girl and your grill is cheesing. You be grilled cheesing.

Man...you be straight grilled cheese.

by Grilled cheesing February 18, 2020

Grilled cheese

When you peel open your eye after a guy purposely or intentionally shoots his load and it resembles the stickiness and gooey strings of peeling open the bread of a cooked grilled cheese sandwich

Stripper: sometimes I like to be a freak in the sheets
Dale: girl you don't know what freak is!

Stripper: you're just an old pervert, Dale
Dale: You wanna know something I enjoy?
Stripper: I really don't!!!

Dale: just for fun, I like to make her a grilled cheese

by Unfed Kitten April 17, 2017