Green M&M 

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

Green M&M by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

5 green m&ms 

An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny.

OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!!

5 green m&ms by missybrightside March 18, 2008

Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M 

The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.

Becomes an insta-kill card when

“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!

Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M by Sabstrakt June 9, 2022

Green and brown m&m 

Its a way of saying someone is a lesbian

"Yoo i heard she is into green and brown m&ms"

Green and brown m&m by I like boobs April 19, 2021

I agree... I'm Green 

If you dont want to say I agree cuz you feel better than other ppl.

Kanye East: "I don't feel good about this sir"

Kanye North: "I agree... I'm green"

I agree... I'm Green by xX___ Schnoozle_46920__69_xY June 20, 2022

I’m green? 

Asking if you are a fool

I just did your ex girlfriend I’m green?

I’m green? by Feefur October 30, 2020

I'm wearing green underwear 

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

I'm wearing green underwear by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011