Graeme

A Graeme is the most comedic, socially awkward best friend you'll ever have. The only song he's willing to dance to is Vanilla Ice, he hates drama between friends, and is a great advice giver. He doesn't date a lot because he's waiting for the right girl to come along, and he's supportive of his friends' problems. Graeme is very easy to fall for. He's good at soccer and coming up with insane ideas. He's most likely to become a psychologist, a comedian, or a tv talk show host. His sense of humor makes you laugh no matter what, although he uses a lot of big words so sometimes his reasoning behind something is difficult to understand. It's very hard to outsmart a Graeme, but if you manage it, props to you. If you have a Graeme, never let him go, because he's the one to most likely bail you out of jail ten years from now, and figure out a way to not get caught next time. Graeme's take a little while to catch up to you height-wise, and his cheeks are always flushed pink and they make you want to pinch them, he also has eyelashes any girl would kill for. If by any chance you find a Graeme, don't scare him away, let him come to you. The best way to lure a Graeme in is with a sandwich made from the hands of a woman in the kitchen.

Girl 1: Oh hey look, there's a Graeme over there!
Girl 2: No way! Aw I totally wanna be friends with him!
Girl 1: Don't scare him off, you'll never see one again. First make a peace offering.
Girl 2: How do I do that?
Girl 1: Off to the kitchen with you!

by TheJulesTee July 26, 2011

Graeme

Huge pp really funny amazing at football and in the bed smokes a lot smoke head and is really attractive

Graeme knows he’s white and acccepts it

by Graeme February 11, 2020

graveman

A fan of the hit sensation and artist Sematary.

Woah look over there, that guy is a graveman

by ngngmjason July 3, 2022

Graeme

Graeme is what happens when relatives make babies.

Person 1: Is it Halloween already?
Person 2: No thats just Graeme

by Cbeiq June 22, 2022

graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015

Gravemulching

The horrid act of digging a 4 week old dead body up and having intercourse with it with a freind, Then proceeding to put your face in the ass reigon mouth open and having your buddy jump on the stomuch to allow the juce to go in your mouth.

Your Friend: You wanna go gravemulching with me?
You: Fuck that your a monstrosity!
Your Freind: Aww..

by FuckThatNoWay April 25, 2020

graymond dreen

The most dominant mini hoop player in the game. On a real 10 foot hoop, graymond is equal to playing against a log of firewood, but on the mini hoop, dreen transforms into the flamiest, fieriest, fiercest, most blackest player in the game. His dominance is equivalent to OG mudbone on a frail ninety year old woman.

Graymond Dreen goes in for the dunk! And hammers it down on Jebron Lames!

by Graymond dreen June 12, 2018