grafton

grafton, a shitty little hole of a town located in NSW in Australia.
Full of pot smokers and derros.
No-one wants to live here.

chick-hi there where are you from?

Guy-uhh grafton, where are you from?

Chick-nevermind *walks away*

by shittytown February 19, 2011

Grafton

A small town in Southern Illinois. Usually covered in water for a quarter of the year. This is a party town full of lovely people who just want to stumble around from bar to bar, it's basically one giant mall where every store is a bar!!

Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!

Did you go to Grafton last weekend?

Umm...I don't remember?

What are your plans this weekend?

O going to Grafton and walking around all the bars until i can't stumble anymore!

by NautiNate May 25, 2011

Grafton

A small village in the Mascoma Valley of New Hampshire, known as the halfway point between Dartmouth College and Lake Winnipesaukee. It has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the Free State Project, much like Keene and Manchester.

According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".

Grafton, New Hampshire is a small village with a large controversy.

by 603explorer March 21, 2011

grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.

HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.

by McBigOne December 26, 2009

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.

Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.

by The Epic Sex Man May 5, 2019

Grakton

A certain war cry, specifically used before charging with a passion to kill the leader of an army, although it is okay to use it in other cases.

The two armies stared eye to eye, speaking nothing. Then, the word "Grakton!" was shrieked, and the Italians charged at the leader of the English army

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Gratton

Gratton's are very kind and good friends. They have many friends and put their friends before themself. They are very beautiful and handsome, though they don't seem to know it. They are mostly associated with hockey players. The name originated in Britain and is most often used in Canada and the Uk.

"Look at that Gratton over there, isn't he/she attractive"
"Ya, and she/he's a really good friend of mine"

by Snogging January 27, 2009