by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 09, 2021
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 02, 2010
A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.
by Liz N'Gina November 02, 2004
by Potatolover November 15, 2020
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps March 26, 2016