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Grampster

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.
Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008
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Grampire

An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.
Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.
by A Ling January 16, 2010
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Check out the size of the screen on Mark's gramputer!
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grampify

Someone should grampify that man.
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Grumpity

Another word for Grumpy used to describe a person's foul mood.
Girl: Hello!
Boy: ...
Girl: Man, you're so grumpity.
Boy: ...
by Ellie_Fant December 5, 2007
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Grampion

An awesome grand-person. An amalgamation of the words gramps and champion.
Your Dad's father is a grampion.
by internetbt October 14, 2011
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Gramping

I went gramping today
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