gradudated

Combo of "dated" (as in old news) and graduation. The boy/girl you dated as a senior but have moved on from.

Andy: I can't wait to go to Cornell!
Dwight: What about Angela?
Andy: Dude, she is so gradudated.

by Beeflips December 9, 2008

Gradumate

verb: to attempt copulation with several peers weeks before graduating from an institution.

I'm trying to Gradumate with every girl I met the first day I arrived at Bard College.

by BBombSquad April 14, 2009

Graduate's Tan

An ugly tan line across the middle of one's forehead resulting from being outside in the blistering sun for several hours while wearing a graduation cap.

Diane: "What's that discoloration on your forehead?"

Jack: "Oh, this? It's my graduate's tan from my college commencement service. It's like my second diploma. Having this is proof that I'm smart!"

by Ralphus Babaganoosh November 7, 2012

Graduate Groupie

A woman, with incredible game, who seeks out male musicians or other celebs in search of a husband. Her sexual skills and beauty tricks the eye of the celebrity and he falls for the 52 fake-out. Marriage or pregnancy is how she traps men.

She is called a "graduate" because her ability to land a man is beyond extraordinary and she has been passed around the entertainment and professional athletic industries. Graduate groupies have PhDs in making men believe they are marriage material.

Super Head is an example of a Graduate Groupie.

by Khari Shabazz November 20, 2010

law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.

Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.

by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019

graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked

Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

You gonna graduate in that white tee

Means that you will never be better than what you are now. Comes from the movie 'Drum Line' when Nick Cannon was running up the steps and he fell and his band coordinator told him "Boy, you gonna graduate in that white T-shirt. Damn!"

Yo, this is my 3rd year in Geometry. I can't pass it for shit.

Person #2: You gonna graduate in that white tee

by Big-Liek July 12, 2010