goozle

A bump / contusion on the head.

AWW, poor baby, you got a bad goozle from hitting your head on the monkeybars.

by Margaret P. April 17, 2007

Goozle

That part of a person's anatomy which lies directly behind the taint.

I got a little squirmy when she ran her tongue from taint to goozle.

by Senor CornDog March 20, 2008

goozle

v. The act of taking one's fingers and wiggling them underneath their chin in the throat area in a tickling fashion

Sam goozled Adam until he was hysterical on the floor

by DJ SCHWAG November 10, 2006

goozle chop

a stealthy swift judo chop to the soft portion of ones goozle

matt: "what is a goozle chop?!"

jonis: :: looks over swings out a judo chop:: "hyyaa!!!"

jonis: " that's a goozle chop bitch!!!"

by camp lejeune barbie March 07, 2009

goozle

Refered to a grumpy person with allegies

This person I met today was such a goozle, she wouldn't stop sneezing and was mean about it too.

by Marce December 27, 2003

goozled

When your playing chess and you have made such a bad move that whatever move your opponent makes is fantastic by comparison

“Man, you’re really about to get goozled.”

by chessboy2002 February 20, 2021

Goozling

Guzzling + Googling = Goozling
When you get the sudden urge for food, or a case of serious munchies...but lunch time is so far away. You start googling images of your most momentous cravings just to get you by.

Ben: Hey dude, whats up with the chocolate & mac 'n cheese images?
Llance: Can't help it dude, lunch time is 2hours away, just goozling to survive

by GreyHaiiro June 30, 2011