goose

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.
1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!
by TheRotArm July 07, 2004
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A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 13, 2006
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If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.
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an alchoholic drink made of juice and goon (usually white goon and orange juice)there are also other types of said drink such as gift (lift and goon)or any soft drink with goon (that dont make you throw up)
last week end blake was so trashed, him and the footy boys went out and got goosed!
by tayza June 13, 2008
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amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!
by muahahaha... September 21, 2011
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1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.
by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2009
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a very silly person.
Meagan is a goose and loves to go crazy from time to time.
by Alex Fam October 14, 2006
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