goose

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!

by TheRotArm July 7, 2004

goose

A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.

Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.

by George Adams May 21, 2006

goose

Increase. (Computer Science, Programming)

If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.

by NotoriousWebmaster September 17, 2019

goose

an alchoholic drink made of juice and goon (usually white goon and orange juice)there are also other types of said drink such as gift (lift and goon)or any soft drink with goon (that dont make you throw up)

last week end blake was so trashed, him and the footy boys went out and got goosed!

by tayza June 13, 2008

goose

a person's soul mate. comes from Duck Duck Goose.

amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!

by muahahaha... September 21, 2011

goose

a very silly person.

Meagan is a goose and loves to go crazy from time to time.

by Alex Fam October 14, 2006

goose

to goose, goosing, goosed

similar to 'copping a feel,' in which the gooser uses the hand to grab or caress the goosee's ass. There are different levels, of gossing, depending on the area goosed.

"You goosed me!!"

He didn't just cop a feel, he goosed me!

by Aleekza December 21, 2003