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Goonbag

Woah. I just met someone and they are the biggest goonbag that I have ever seen.
by Jeffery Duncan April 2, 2016
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The Goonbag

When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.
Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.
by Aussie Jesus June 18, 2021
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Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023
mugGet the Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!mug.

Goonbag

A "Goonbag" is a large hairy mammal, similar to a walrus. It cannot bend at the knee without complaint and sings like a dying cat making love to a rhinoceros getting a prostate exam.
Ex. "Hey Goonbag! Happy birthday ya hairy bastard"
by Fuckuselbagus May 7, 2022
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