sam golbach

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019

Golborne High

school for smackheads who like smoking cigs in toilets and dashing log books off eachothers heads

Look at them kids smoking cigs they robbed from khurmis

They must go to golborne high

by spunkbubble163 December 10, 2019

Sam Golbach’s Nipples

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

Golbat

Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.

Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.

by ADVDA May 2, 2009

Golborne high

Shit hole which is full of cunts who think there top tier when they live in a council house on sycamore. They also have an head teacher who thinks there posh when everyone there a drug dealer

‘Stay away from golborne high lad, gormally a mad lad’

by Hahshdhwieigckc December 11, 2019

GolbezMom

A large sack of fat, also known as "GolbezMom".

Guy 1: "Aw man, this chick is so fat!"
Guy 2: "How fat?"
Guy 1: "GolbezMom fat!"
Guy 2: "...Oh lord..."

by Mr Timworth May 15, 2006

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019