goat

A lazy person who just stands around looking dumb

Are you going to do anything today you goat!

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

goat

A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."

My goat has small horns.

by feckinape July 4, 2005

goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.

Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.

by Anthony October 24, 2004

goat

Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.

Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.

by Cowgirl69 April 28, 2009

goat

1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving.

2. also a large flappy loose vagina

1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats!

2. Dave: Was she any good last night?

Tim : Nah, she had a goat

by sdgh; gfd;khl g October 14, 2011

goat

A sexual practice common only to the Dumfries area of Scotland. Involves flatulence and fisting.

Look, Adam's doing the goat again.

by mr horrible September 19, 2006

goat

a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.

dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me

by brick wall! April 22, 2009