Goalie

UK: Soccer; Goal keeper. The person who is supposed to stop the ball going into the net.

When did our bloody goalie last visit an optician...

Is the GOALIE ASLEEP.... Dohhhhh!

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Goalie

somebody who puts they’re heart and soul into the game. Specifically the person who blocks all of the shots. Goalies are the runner of the place, the kings. They do everything for their team so they don’t lose. they don’t care if they get hurt, they’ll still play. Like the other night when I had a hockey game, my knee got so messed up I was sure I couldn’t play but we won after that. The worst part about being a goalie is you get blamed for losses even though your only supposed to block the first shot other then that your d-men need to clear it from the crease

“Woah! That goalies doing really good out there, good on him.”

by that hockey goalie!! November 19, 2022

Goalie

1. A cockblocker.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.

This mofucka has been playin goalie all night. I just want to get my dick wet. Dam!

by .eSp. August 2, 2024

Goalie?!

When your coach tells you to have to be the goalie at the next soccer game, and automatically you know you're fucked ass.

Coach: "Hey (your name) you're goalie next game!"
You: "Goalie?! WTF?!"
Coach: "What did you just say?!"

by ImHell666 November 4, 2018

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010

Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask

Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask

by Suggers March 21, 2016

goalie mask

The Canadian version of a Roman Face Mask.

"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."

by ThePhantomGoaltender October 20, 2013