Gnarly-gnarlyisms

Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.

That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"

by Jose War March 16, 2011

coppin' a gnarly swell

Going to workout so hard that you find it necessary to tell everyone that is near you. Commonly spoken with a high degree of excitement and "toolness"

Vinny: "So what are you doing today?"
Six foot tall swell monster: "Im coppin' a gnarly swell bro"

by Sir Vincenzio January 3, 2009

Gnarly Rhino

This is when you are banging a chick missionary and you head butt her cause she wont shut up.

I got some vajayjay last night but unfortunatley i had to gnarly rhino that shit because her mouth wouldnt stop moving.

by iFuck June 12, 2008

Gnarly bastard

Someone who doesnt care about what you think cause they do not care about anything at all. Has the best humor and antics and lives life without emotion

He simply shows 0 emotion he would probably not think twice about killing someone. What a gnarly bastard!

by MyFleshIsAGhost March 17, 2019

Gnarly

slang term for something extreme. Used in bad and good cases.

Originated from the word gnarled.

That was a fucking gnarly wreck man, that dudes head flew off.

Did you see that new Local Motion board? It is gnarly.

by raecerex May 6, 2004

gnarlyism

While you're flying your F-18, destroying bitches in the air and deploying your ordinance to the ground.

Charlie Sheen doesn't take shit. He'll show you his gnarlyisms.

by Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn March 16, 2011

Gnark

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009