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Human Glue

The vision of Tracey's swinging knockers was too much for Liam to bare. As he sat on the bus with his shopping bags hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of cock sick.
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue
by Herbert Schweffe August 19, 2018
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Gorilla Glue

A strong adhesive that, while not specifically labeled such, is not designed to be used as a hair product.
Woman - "I ran out of hair spray so I used gorilla glue spray."

Nurse - "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
by Connor Finn February 9, 2021
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Glue on Roach

A type of ritualistic sacrifice in which a person performs the action of pouring glue, (usually Elmers) on a roach, sticking it to the tile. This ritual will be performed inside a school bathroom, and will also be performed while the person who sacrifices the roach screams "GLUE ON ROACH!" This sacrifice is performed to the glue gods to grant unlimited glue to the person who sacrifices the roach. As the ritual continues the person sacrificing the roach will get progressively get more illiterate, making the chant more caveman like.
"GLUE ON THE ROACH!" "GLUE ON ROACH!"
by gay bhiiiiioy July 13, 2019
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glumbucket

Crusty woman who wants to steal your child's lunch and make your nan homeless
Theresa May is a glumbucket, vote Labour!!
by trent58 May 29, 2017
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glue sniffer

Someone who does things that are so questionable, and plain out stupid, that they have to be sniffing glue in order for them to even come to that decision.
Harsh and Lusion printed the cannon backwards, and then failed with 12 on. They are glue sniffers.
by FoamerBoner May 19, 2019
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glue guy

the guy who helps everyone work together; the leader on the team
not always the best player, but still a guy with a leadership role
Shane Battier is the glue guy on the Miami Heat. He rarely plays but is great at helping everyone get along and moving things in the right direction.
by guybrodudemanfriend December 26, 2016
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Gluhed Out

The process of imbibing vast quantities of Gluhwein, a German spiced wine served around Christmas, preferably straight from the bottle, until such time as you are totally saturated within from the spiced wine.

Generally 2 bottles should get it started, one can either heat up the wine, or drink it cold, which enables you to pound that shit extremely quickly.
Example 1: Holy Shit, I got totally Gluhed out last night and woke up nude in a Taco Bell.

Example 2: "Hey do you remember that party last night?" "No man, I was completely Gluhed out, its all a blur."
by HolyShitItsDracula December 25, 2010
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