Ghost wipes

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.

"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."

by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009

ghostwipe

after dropping a duce, a wipe that turns out to by unecessary; nothing is present on the tp

I just dropped a mad dook, and to my suprise i followed it up with a ghostwipe

by poop stain December 14, 2004

Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023