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"Get Bent!": Literally meaning "bend over so I can fuck you in the ass", get bent is an expletive like any other. By omitting any curse words in this particular assertion of hate, "Get Bent!" retains the severity of a "go fuck yourself" or a "fuck off" all the while staying somewhat innocent. The kind of expletive you could use in front of your grandmother, or when damning a nun.
get bent by Brou ha ha September 8, 2013
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A put down in the vein of Fuck You and Piss Off only less offensive
"Choose a lane you lousy woman driver"
"get Bent"
get bent by SteveDave May 9, 2003
telling someone off without foul language
get bent by friendly a$$hole September 27, 2010
A statement that suggests to the receiver that getting fucked might be the solution to their often-trivial problems. Usually used as a slightly more politically correct version of "fuck off", but can also be used as an honest suggestion.
If you think I'm going to do your nasty laundry, you can just get bent

Man, that woman is such a bitch. She needs to get bent.
get bent by Zorpheus July 17, 2010
Is an old miners cuss word meaning to get Decompression Sickness or known then as Cassions Disease.
When they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (Cassions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. This is known as the Bends.
This could last a long time.
Once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn't work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.
The quicker you get bent the better
Get Bent by BishopDWallyDHonk November 11, 2010
to "get bent" is to be bent over and fucked in the ass.
get bent like clark kent in a tent
get bent by get bent bitches October 2, 2006
"Fuck off"
Usually used like "Get bent (name)!"
Or "Shut the fuck up man,get bent!"
Hey Allen,get bent! hahahhahah
get bent by Teh Dave July 13, 2003