geometrical sex

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere

I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life

by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019

Geometrical

Adjective describing something remarkably good. Synonym to awesome or radical.

"Damn, that concert last night was geometrical as hell."

by HelloKittyCup July 04, 2023

geometrically challenged individual

A person who is an abnormal shape, typically due to being overweight.

Wow, look a Gary failing to walk through that door, he must be a geometrically challenged individual

by Lord Schmuba April 02, 2024

Geometric

Equivalent of being “square”. Straight edge. A person who doesn’t partake in extracurricular “activities”. Someone who doesn’t drink, do drugs, or do anything considerably “wild”.

Travis doesn’t party at all; he’s geometric.

by Marilyn Monrouge January 26, 2022

geometrical dominator

The 19th level featured in the game "Geometry Dash" by Robtop Games.

I hate the dark part in geometrical dominator so much.

by CyanDude September 04, 2022

Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...

You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.

by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019