Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.
*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.
*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.
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When a boi is saying something sped, and needs reassurance that he’s a true retard. ie: telling the other party that they know that already, and reassuring them that they are truly retard as frick.
Sally: Hey bill, did you know that your adopted?
Bill: ah geeah(hhhhh)*
*(extra h’s for more retardation level)
Bill: ah geeah(hhhhh)*
*(extra h’s for more retardation level)
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Frank: I have this essay to write on how the continents separated.
Jerry: You should listen to some music while you write it, I'm listening to the Bee Gees right now.
Frank: You're right, if I listen to some funky jams it will be Bee Geeasy!
Jerry: You should listen to some music while you write it, I'm listening to the Bee Gees right now.
Frank: You're right, if I listen to some funky jams it will be Bee Geeasy!
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