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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo October 20, 2007
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo January 3, 2009
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gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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