garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garret

Hottttt, funny, really good kisser. Always a good time and a good one time hookup or boyfriend. Can really do it all, text him whenever you need some fun.

"Last night I was snap chatting garret and he was such a good time"

by FBGMx2 July 29, 2016

Garret

An annoying prick who thinks he just walk up to a girl and say "we'll bang, ok?"

"look at that kid, he is such a garrett

by Pineapplez doe May 31, 2014

Garret

Garret is an actual word with the meaning: dark, depressing attic.

It's also a given name mostly to males whose mothers or fathers thought it would be cute to misspell by leaving off the extra "t" at the end - as in "Garrett".

"Hey Molly, you run this box up to the garret?"

"Carolyn, you shouldn't have named your son 'Garret', now all the kids will nickname him 'attic'!"

Although I've only known one person with the given name "Garret", he's quite terrific. If you find yourself fortunate enough to meet a Garret, do so gently and with an open heart. He will rock your world.

by smellfunny August 2, 2016

Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garret

A garret is a person who is hated by their parents and are usually under five feet tall but if you ask about their height the will lie to you

What's the name of that pedophile down the street?I think it was Garret

by CosmicSnowy November 14, 2019

Garret

Huge asshole that has no friends

Wow Garret!

by Gbigfire April 15, 2018