galvanize

The desire to have sexual relations with the person nearest to you when finding out someones finger is on the button.

The time is now, to galvanize. My finger is on the buh-un.

by Mike Smilonich November 15, 2006

Galvined

(Verb) To Galvin, Galvined, Galvining

To state your opinion repeatedly in a loud and overpowering voice while condescendingly addressing people as if they know nothing about the topic.

He Galvined the poor girl after she suggested that deep house was not the most cutting edge genre of music.

by DudestepDave September 20, 2014

Gavinize

To Pound the shit out of something, particularly if the something in particular is of a younger age than you.

Bitch you've just been Gavinized!
*May also be printed on a business card and left on the pillow in the morning*

by Seig Hail December 12, 2010

gut galvanizer

An insensitive homosexual individual, who pays no mind or regard to the insertion of his penis too far into the rectum of his "life partner" so that it completely obliterates or annihilates the upper intestines.

Doctor: nurse what is the status?!
Nurse: doctor El-Amin was traveling Africa and encountered an individual who obliterated his insides ! He was muttering something; b-baba-Babatunde please stop it

Doctor: hmm babatunde MUST be the gut galvanizer in this situation.

MUST

by Ol' Saint Nigga September 15, 2014

galvanized

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2010

alvinized

Being ass reamed by a dude while having a dog lick peanut butter off you balls

Can you believe Tj Marjama was alvinized by that big black dude, his dog was so hooked on licking balls he had to put him down

by jagon March 23, 2009

Galvanised

The process of you and your mates being lied to and robbed by someboody over a long period of time.

"lads I heard some tosser conned you?!"
"yeah, we got proper galvanised"

by #trustissues October 15, 2015