goat
an animal that will climb nearly vertical mountains to lick salt off the tops of mountains because they crave that mineral
goat by A_Ratchet_Sloth January 1, 2015
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Jerry Rice, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Willie Mays, Pele, Jack Nicklaus/Tiger Woods. They are the GOAT's in their respective sports.
GOAT by Greased up crackhead April 4, 2010
goat
One of the Highly intellegant animals that lives in rocky mountains. These creatures actually seem to be smarter than the average human being, however they don't have all the technology because of a lack of opposable thumbs.
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Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
goat by Thatonechickwhodidsomething August 12, 2016