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furrysexual 

furrysexual is when you never touched grass in 2-3 year. This is a very common disease that may lead you up to death

please for your safety please touch grass and go outside for crying out loud!! Stay safe yall. If someone u know is infected stay 3120 ft away from them and if u get infected remember always touch glass every day for 3621 days and you will be cured. The symptoms are being animesexual, death, your aunt traveling to mars, dressing up as a furry and trying to have sex with an animal
For example my brother currently has furrysexual he tried to touch grass but his diease gets worse and worse by the day he only has 30 days left......., I always talk to him every day
furrysexual by Rika furude June 5, 2022
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Furrysexual 

My besti likes danny dog she is furrysexual
Furrysexual by maiaissocool June 6, 2022

Furrysexual 

Furysexual means an attraction to girls and boys but you want to build up to your relationship gradually
Me: I think I'm furrysexual.
Freind: what?
Me: it means i like girls and boys but I like gradually building to my relationship.
Furrysexual by Paige.88 February 25, 2023

Furrysexual 

A retarded person that likes anthromorphic animals. Might be called zoophilia too.
Guy 1 - Dude I heard that Jacob is a furrysexual now.

Guy 2 - Lets kick him to the Ikea pit.
Furrysexual by Yessir1982 April 10, 2023

furnisexual 

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

fraysexual 

Fraysexuality means that the sexual attraction for someone fades after initially meeting with them (opposite of demisexual )
-Hey there buddy! So did something special happen when you met

your online friend, Jeremy? :$
-Nah. He realized he was a fraysexual
-Oh I'm sorry. Let's go for a coffee and don't worry it's all on me ;)
fraysexual by TheValkyrieQueen September 2, 2015

froysexual 

me : Froy is an amazing singer and actor, and he is so cute and hot at the same time! I don't even understand how it's possible!
friend : Wait, aren't you froysexual ?
me : I guess
froysexual by meliaholloway February 6, 2021