fun lunch-lunch with drinks.
"oh lets go to go get take out then go to the liquor store for some booze then we'll go home and have funch."
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Used by the character Carrie Spooner Hefferman on the sitcom "King of Queens" to describe a fast lunch.
Take a funch: Take a "fast lunch".
by bjornagain February 15, 2005
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A combination of the words "fuck" and "punch" which refers to the act of rapidly inserting your fist into someone's anus or vagina.

Also known as the "ass punch" (Depperman, E 2005).
"the lesbians were funching each other."

"that guy deserves an ass punch!"
by grizzzzzle January 5, 2010
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an uncontrollable urge to hug squeeze and pull a person to yourself.
For example the other day I had missed my sister so much ......I told here i wanted to just run up and funch her.
by 4of8 April 7, 2011
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An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.
Bob: YOU FILTHY FUNCH!
Sarah: FUNCH YOU!

or

Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!
by afromonkey200 January 21, 2010
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Combination of the two words "fucking hunch." A negative hunch, assumption, or guess.
I got a funch tomorrow is really gonna blow.

I had a funch something shitty like this would happen.
by mr derp April 16, 2006
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It's like lunch, but better!!
by funch February 8, 2005
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