Fugitive- I didn't kill your wife, I didn't fuck your wife!
Husband (in US Marshals uniform)- Do you know why I'm never going to see my wife again? You killed her, and now you're going to suffer! Say her name!
Husband (in US Marshals uniform)- Do you know why I'm never going to see my wife again? You killed her, and now you're going to suffer! Say her name!
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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Tempus Fugit: Time Flies - especially when one is having fun!
Nutty flying clock that wants to have fun
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.... WooooHoooooo!!!!!!
Nutty flying clock that wants to have fun
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.... WooooHoooooo!!!!!!
by TempusFugit July 21, 2006
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Get the fugitive in his own kingdom mug.A homo who actually cares that their sign has been switched since the planets re-aligned, or some gay shit like that.
Cindy: "Ugh, it's so annoying that they say my sign has changed, I don't care though, I will always think of myself as a-"
Brian: "Let me guess, a fagittarius"
Brian: "Let me guess, a fagittarius"
by chilldude222 January 21, 2011
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Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
Get the Fagittarius mug.Guido: Hey kid why don't you do me a favor and go get the fugatti..
Kid: what ? What's a fugatti?
Guido:go get the fuck outta here.
Kid: what ? What's a fugatti?
Guido:go get the fuck outta here.
by Lobsterhandz June 14, 2016
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