Fucketeer

The one who is penetrated in a gay threesome, may also be used in reference to being double penetrated.

Frank is quite the fucketeer, look at him take Dennis and Andrew! What a champ!

by TimThomas March 13, 2009

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A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.

person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!

by Malakas Takis January 18, 2006

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by fuckety April 11, 2005

Go fucketh thyself

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

Fucketh Thine Self

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

by czainsaw September 20, 2006

fuckpet

A guy/girl used for sex at their master's command. (aka "sex toy")

When Keiichi couldn't find a girlfriend, he settled for his fuckpet to get him through the lonely nights. She doesn whatever he asks too!

by GanguroKaze January 26, 2005

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Said to show that you don't care if somebody told you not to swear. Or to express extreme madness/frustration. Was used by Cartman in South Park.

Cartman: What's wrong with saying "fuck"? Fuck, fuckety fuck fuck! It's not like it's hurting anybody!

by Hippylicious November 13, 2005