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fuck basket

A basket full of sex toys given to the bride to be at her wedding shower.
Dont forget to put the dildo in her fuck basket.
by Tim25 August 24, 2005
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Fuckbucket

A male or female who has had so much anal sex in their lifetime that their asshole gapes open much larger than the average anus. You can detect a fuckbucket in many ways. For example, if a person farts and it sounds like someone blew through a glass bottle, that person is more than likely a fuckbucket.
Dude, did you hear that girl fart? It sounded like someone blew air through a beer bottle! Five bucks says she's a fuckbucket!
by Suckthisfuck420 September 29, 2014
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fuckbucket

1.(adj.) Derogatory term for a person who acts similar to a jackass or even generally stupid.
I yelled 'fuckbucket' when the football referee made an unfair call.
The guys standing in front of me turned around and looked at me with utter amazement.
by kpasa21 September 25, 2005
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Vietnamese Fuck Basket

A sexual contraption resembling a swing with straps, the woman is secured to it in a spread-eagle position. This enables the man an increased range of motion and positions during sexual intercourse, as well the weight support provided by the Basket itself. The term is derived from a crude verson of the Basket--it may have possibly been invented in Vietnam, but adding on the "Vietnamese" to the term just makes it sound funnier.
I put her in the Vietnamese Fuck Basket the other night, I railed her into utopia in that fucking thing.

One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.
by JJJ September 11, 2005
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fuckbucket

Derogatory term for a person who appears to be a complete zero.
Alec Baldwin is such a complete fuckbucket. Why doesn't he shove dynamite up his ass?
by 7samurai December 8, 2002
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spectacular fuckbucket

A motivational nickname from the first of its kind: a ninth grader's cat. You may find this elusive meme on Pinterest.
by PseudoNymphadora May 31, 2018
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FUCK BASKET

A fuck basket is the fucker that steals your parking spot just as you are pulling in.
That fuck basket just pulled in off the road and stole our spot.
by Drag N Balls February 8, 2019
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