fuck your couches

pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....

A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches

by Dracon January 14, 2006

Fuck your Couch

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

by pokerintheear September 11, 2010

Fuck your couch

An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)

RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.

by Girls of Chaos October 25, 2010

Fuck Your Couch

To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.

Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!

by D Nuutz October 12, 2004

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

fuck your couch nigger

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.

*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."

by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006