by Dracon January 13, 2006
Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".
by pokerintheear September 11, 2010
An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)
by Girls of Chaos October 24, 2010
To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
by D Nuutz October 13, 2004
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 11, 2006
A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.
Fun to say.
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 08, 2006
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 11, 2006