fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 10, 2016

fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023